I am simply a basketball fan who New Jersey and Brooklyn Nets fans have brought to celebrity status.
For over 16 years, I have blocked more foul shots than anyone in the history of the game. Using my secret whammy technique, I hex even Hall of Fame players to miss free throws.
When others play the Nets, I make sure free throws aren't easy buckets. I am the Sixth Man! I deserve a seat in the Fan Hall of Fame!